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Sunday, May 11th, 2025   |   155 comments

Cairns Coup? Will Townsville’s Cultural Jewel, The AFCM, Be Heading North?

The possibility that the Australian Festival of Chamber Music might be on the move is now on the table, and has been discussed at Board level and at the AGM. The Magpie tells what he knows.

The braggart’s bluff: why Troy Thompson won’t to be suing anybody anytime soon. The ‘Pie gives this political pustule a long overdue reality check.

Something the Bulletin forgot to tell you while whipping up community outrage about the TCC Christmas Appeal being canned … guess who initiated the scrapping of the Christmas Appeal ?

Meanwhile, some are just quietly getting on with doing what they can to attract visitors … like the Rowes Bay Golf Club 3-day bonanza this week.

Bentley pops in for a quick word …

… and a bit of rare background on the new Pope.

Lots of talk about Not For Profit outfits this week,  and their value to the community.  If you reckon The Magpie’s Nest fits the bill, don’t resist a sudden fit of generosity, we could certainly do with a hand in that department.   The link to make yourself feel good is at the bottom of the blog.

Will Cairns Outbid Us To Become The New Host Of The Australian Festival of Chamber Music?

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It seems it is a real possibility,  but although the idea has been discussed at board level, no hint that the matter is even under consideration has been made public … until now.

What we know is that a move to Cairns has been discussed as a possibility, but what is not known is how this discussion was instigated.  Did Cairns do to Townsville what Melbourne did to Adelaide over the Australian Grand Prix, and offer a more attractive deal and venue(s) for the event? In other words, a poaching exercise?  Or did the AFCM board itself sound out the possibility with our northern neighbour, with a view to starting some sort of bidding war between the two cities.

Would it be likely to happen anyway? Well, there’s plenty of rational reasons to believe so.

For a start the AFCM nine-member board has only three members who reside in Townsville and who may fly the flag for the status quo -= Deputy Chair Jane Seawright, Judy Higgins-Olsen and Timothy Kelly are the locals, and there is only one other Queenslander, Valerie Tan from Brisbane. And she is deeply embedded in the cultural scenes of NSW and Victoria. All the others, led by chairwoman Mary Jo Capps, are highly qualified heavy hitters in the arts and particularly musical communities of NSW and Victoria. Most are experienced in governance matters to do with the arts. and crucially, they are the ones who have access to, and the ear of,  both government ministers and private philanthropists.

So none of them have any altruistic reason to keep Ted Kucher and Professor Ray Golding’s wonderful global dream for Townsville here, and there can be no argument that when it comes to southern thinking about north Queensland,  Cairns is king. And nowadays, for a variety of reasons of reputational deterioration, Townsville is virtually nowhere positive, suffering a very poor profile right now and for the foreseeable future. So Cairns ticks all the boxes for both the box office and national and international marketing.

But if comes to that, there is no reason not to put the event onto a bidding market which could see it go to a major metro centre. It might be unfair, but the decision would have to be made in the best interest of the event.

The arts community here will be understandably dismayed at the very thought, but they could hardly be surprised if it happens. And the council should hang its head in shame (and so should Jenny Hill) at the unforgivable back and forth about venue sizes and locations. Actually, about the dumbing down for electoral gain and the wilful neglect of the arts.

The Festival has been a quiet economic achiever for us, as well as a respected arts event and academy.  It has come a long way since that night in 1990 when I sat in the Seaview beer garden, discussing the project with with Theodore Kucher for an article in the now defunct Bulletin magazine in 1990. It started the following year.

The Magpie now looks forward to hearing from TEL’s Claudia Ms B-S how TEL helped achieve such success over the years, due to her organisation’s stellar advocacy.

Meanwhile,  Others Just Get On With Modest Contributions To The City

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Like Rowes Bay Golf Club, whose management and outstanding miracle-working ground crew,  have kicked back magnificently after the course was drowned earlier this year, with water higher and as widespread than to 2019 monsoon. The guys have managed to get the course back into such fine order that this week, the club will host an Australia-wide corporate event.

This Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, about 80 to 100 Qantas workers from around the country will descend (pun intended) on the Townsville course for their annual staff event. The company rotates through various clubs over the years, and Rowes Bay was chosen as the 2025 venue.

Herograms all round.

The Braggart’s Bluff: Why Troy Thompson Won’t Be Suing Anybody Any Day Soon..

After a beautiful and blessed media silence of some weeks,  our pustule of a mayor was back on FB again this week,  again slavering over the possibility of the council going into administration.  That possibility could be subject to debate, but anything coming from Thompson has no credibility because of his sulking self-interest.  It seems it has slowly dawned on this huckster that he now knows two things –  he will not be returning as mayor of Townsville, – ever – and he won’t be suing anyone soon, especially News Ltd and the Bulletin.

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Our conman mayor is now sweating on bluffing weak kneed opponents like the TCC and various individuals into a settlement, which is now surely his only option.

The ‘Pie reaches this conclusion after considering the reality of entering the dangerous and murky waters of civil litigation.  Here’s what he, and anyone misguided enough to bankroll this galoot,  face.

Let’s start with up‑front outlay to commence proceedings
Court filing fee
In a State Supreme Court (e.g. QLD or NSW), filing the originating application and
statement of claim currently costs circa $1,160–$1,440.

Initial retainer for solicitors; counsel
A specialist defamation firm will typically require a six‐figure retainer to cover drafting
pleadings, interlocutory hearings and case management (e.g. $100,000–$200,000). Lisa
Wilkinson’s initial engagement ultimately ballooned to $1.8 million, showing how rapidly
fees accrue.
Security for costs
If the plaintiff (the whingeing party) cannot show sufficient means, the Court may order “security for costs”—a
cash deposit (often several hundred thousand dollars) to ensure defendants’ fees are
covered if the claim fails.

Order to pay defendants’ costs

This is the massive ‘sphincter-shrinker’ if the claim fails. Under the Uniform Defamation Acts, unsuccessful plaintiffs commonly face indemnity
costs orders (i.e. full payment defendants’ legal bills).

Troy Thompson, suing the Townsville Bulletin or Townsville City Council, would risk orders similar in scale to Lehrmann’s $2 million or, in a longer hearing, seven‐figure awards akin to Roberts‐Smith’s $25 million. It is maybe possible thatThompson’s automatic LG insurance once elected mayor may stump up a substantial amount,  and that may even involve the LGAQ, but the arguments, persuasion and coercion would massive when trying to talk him down out of his vengeful treehouse as costs mount.

Own unrecoverable fees
If he loses, -and many reputable legal people think he’s on thin ice on a hot day- he would lose his own up-front and subsequent fees (innocuously described as retainer and disbursements)

Even a comparatively modest case (e.g. 5–10 hearing days) can see a plaintiff spend $500,000–$1 million before trial.

Illustrative “worst‑case” outlay for Troy Thompson
Cost item Estimate (AUD)
Court filing & initial disbursements ~$1,500
Solicitor & barrister retainer $100,000–$200,000
Expert reports, discovery, mediation $50,000–$100,000
Up‑front cash call $150,000–$300,000
Defendants’ costs if unsuccessful $500,000–$2,000,000+
Plaintiff’s own fees lost $500,000–$1,000,000+
Total potential liability $1,150,000–$3,300,000+

So in the wash-up of all this, here’s what Thompson and/or his backers, risk.

For a locally focused defamation writ against the Townsville Bulletin or Council—both of
whom would almost certainly defend on a “truth” basis—Thompson would need to have
at least $150,000–$300,000 in hand just to file and sustain pleadings through early case
management. If his claim then fails, he could be ordered to pay $500,000–$2 million (or
more) in defendant costs, on top of losing $500,000–$1 million of his own fees. In a “best
plausible” scenario, total outlay might exceed $1 million, and in a protracted trial, a
misstep could cost $3 million or more.

Given these staggering sums—and the very strong likelihood that the Bulletin and
Council would succeed on a truth defence—pursuing defamation carries a high-risk,
high-cost profile, especially for a private individual like Troy Thompson.

And as personal observation, The Magpie would love to see him sue the Bulletin and ergo (Nationwide) News Ltd. Because they never settle  with defendants … The ‘Pie knows this because in his successful defamation matter against  The Australian, the initial claim was that The ‘Pie would walk away for $10,000 plus costs (which at that stage were relatively bugger all.) No dice and in the end, the subsequent case cost News around a million dollars, including an award of damages of $107,000 – and only then after they had forked to take the matter to appeal. ( And if anyone thinks The ‘Pie got $107K, they haven’t dealt with lawyers. But my guys deserved every penny they got.)

Unfortunately, We Have To Stay With This Person For A Moment.

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Thompson is a bit like Banquo’s Ghost, an unwelcome and malign presence when not even physically around.

You see, this week, there has been much fevered renting of garments and beating of breasts over the TCC’s decision to make permanent last year’s scrapping of the council’s annual Christmas Appeal.  The debate was a healthy two-sided affair,  but the very suggestion, even in these financially straited times,  raised the dander of many in the community. So the debate is far from over, and  the councillors at Wednesday’s tea and bikkies sniffed the wind and smelt electoral ashes, so took the standard politician’s way out … they sent the whole idea to a committee (well, they call it a workshop, but same diff).  But it will extracted digits all round, because there needs to be a definitive answer by the looming budget cut-off date.

But Thompson, back honking away on social media,  would’ve been a whopping great hypocrite if he made any hypocritical mention of this matter.  Because it was he who, during his brief infestation of the mayoral office, signed off on the cancellation of last year’s appeal.  In other words,  more actions of a former mayor coming back haunt us still.

We really a city captive to the past.

Hey, Bentley’s Popped In ..

… and as usual, he short, sharp and to the point. this time it’s about those skulking lid-lifting wheelie bin council officers.

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We so often miss Bentley, especially when we read tidbits like this, just begging for his visual interpretation.

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The ‘Pie wonders what he would’ve made of this.

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Ummm, thinking about it – as in arrrggghhh  – maybe it’s just well  our mate remains enjoying his retirement.

A Bit Of The Magpie’s Deep Analytical Commentary On National Politics

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The Liberals are fucked. Neither one of these people will come with cooee of ever being prime Minister.

The Week Of Poperama Goes On 

Seems like a nice sort of bloke , does our Leo.  But all is not what it seems.

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He’s called himself Leo, but he’s actually born on September 14 (1955), which actually makes a Virgo.  One supposes that also makes him eligible to be a nun, too.  It’s good to know,  as Virgos are known for their attention to meticulous detail, practical nature and analytical minds. So there’ll be no doing o any of Tom Lehrer’s famous ‘The Vatican Rag.’ after Vespers anytime soon ‘. (Here is Tom from 1967 with a little commentary about the early changes in the church and his special musical tribute (open only if you have a sense of humour). PS he was a Catholic, but criticised the church of that time in his satirical songs.)

But back to Leo … and The ‘Pie can reveal the secretive, mystical way he was selected as God’s man on the spot.

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Quip of the Week goes to the Nest reader who asked the ‘Who is going to pay for all this carry on, and answered himself by saying all it will be covered by PaPal.  Chortle, wheeze.

And even demur ladies like The Magpie’s shy former colleague Emily ‘E-Mac’ MacDonald got carried away with the moment and forgot about  the dangerous realm of the of the  double entendre. Or did she?

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Seems the American Pope might be a MAGA fan, taking a leaf out of Trump’s book on how to wow his followers by hoisting the holy hemline.  In the meantime,  Trump was his usual humourless self with a sneering mockery which rightly angered not just Catholics, but decent people everywhere, when the White House posted this.Screenshot 2025-05-10 at 10.29.01 pm

He really is a nasty cunt, isn’t he? And The Magpie isn’t the only one who thinks so.  A few cartoonists had the same thought.

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And the smartest commentary which kinda tells in a few words how Americans got into this mess comes from Jon Adams in the New Yorker.

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A Final Word About Words

Another laugh-out-loud cryptic crossword clue this week.

Clue: ‘Weapon used for greeting in Australia. Mite’

3 letters and 3 letters.

Answer: Air-gun.

Like The ‘Pie, you may have to actually say it out loud to get it.  Very funny, very clever.

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155 Comments

  1. Peter says:

    For those who weren’t in the chamber, there was a vote of 11 councillors on the Christmas tree appeal, Thompson was advised to sign the document as drawn by the Chief Executive, Mr McCabe to cancel it. Thompson had and still has no power in office, he will never win a vote or motion he puts up.

    As far as lawyers go, if they are confident of a win, they will support him. It’s high profile, and it has doubt, I don’t like it, but this guy will not back down, and the experience I’ve had with him, he will continue to release through his cooker network.

    • The Magpie says:

      Even the MyPlace cooker network, or misguided delusional local supporters, will not be coming up with the high risk dollars he’ll need. He is now simply after a settlement. But it would be interesting to know where the LGAQ is in all this … while mayors are the representatives to and on this body, as The ‘Pie understands it, the LGAQ also has an obligation to elected councillors as well. And its standing with the Qld government as a respected and effective lobby group must surely be a major consideration fo them in all this.

      • Peter says:

        Early on, LGAQ made a statement stating they should have been consulted and they did not agree with the QLD Governments position. That media release alone puts the LGAQ position beyond repair, they will remain quiet, even though now believe this dud of a mayor should be gone. The best outcome is pay him, as little as possible and make sure he can’t return.

  2. Stardust Frank says:

    Pie you completely missed the mark when you claimed there was some “secretive, mystical” process behind Leo being chosen as God’s man on the spot. The truth? They picked only Leo because he was American—no import tariffs to worry about. Divine intervention, or just good old-fashioned cost-cutting?

    • The Magpie says:

      But he’s also Peruvian … so does he cop half-tariffs?

      • Achilles says:

        Coming from Peru maybe instead of celebrating an ancient Jewish/Roman pretend human sacrifice of one bloke ad infinitum.

        Instead of a biscuit and drop of “wine” we might try the Inca’s traditional and regular real human sacrifice, usually kiddies called capacocha; just not choir boys in the vestry.

      • Bob says:

        FFS Magpie, Pope Leo was born and bred in Chicago, USA. He is not “Peruvian”. Can you even read?

        • The Magpie says:

          Ask yourself, you ignorant berk. Unless of course, you believe the BBC isx wrong and you’re right. Fuckwit. The US allows dual citizenship, and if you want to read this blog, get a sense of humour, DrearyPants.

          From the BBC

          Born in Chicago in 1955, he is the son of Louis Marius Prevost, of French and Italian descent, and Mildred Martinez, of Spanish descent.

          After completing studies in theology in Chicago and in canon law in Rome, the Catholic Church sent him to Peru for the first time.

          He arrived at the Augustinian mission in Chulucanas, in the Peruvian department of Piura, in 1985, aged 30, and the following year, joined the mission in Trujillo. For almost three decades, he worked between the US and Peru.

          Then, in 2014, Pope Francis appointed Prevost bishop of Chiclayo, a position he assumed the following year, after becoming a Peruvian citizen.

          Jose Luis Perez Guadalupe, who was the minister responsible for signing Prevost’s naturalisation, told BBC Mundo that he was “a very attentive and very thoughtful man, who listened more than he spoke.”

          • White Mouse says:

            The orange Ejit and his minions are currently looking into banning dual citizenship. The pope may have to pick a side.

          • The Magpie says:

            Why? He is, apart from anything else, head of his own city/state. And even a child like Trump realises that, for whatever reason, trying to take on the Pope in his usual abrasive and juvenile ways would be a step too far for a man who edging closer o the cliff everyday.

            Oh, where is Phoebe Ann Mosey when you need her?

          • Jonny Rotten says:

            White Mouse
            From Reuters.
            An image of Donald Trump’s Truth Social account announcing an end to dual citizenship in the U.S. is fabricated and originated as an April Fool’s joke.

            Trumps finds it really easy to fool fuckwits, who suffer badly from Trump Derangement Syndrome.

          • The Magpie says:

            Hahahahaha …. you said it, brother.

  3. Doug K says:

    Can we please swap TEL for Advance Cairns?

  4. Not standing for (the recycled) Mayor says:

    If you think about the Mayor’s Christmas Appeal and the community grants proposal alongside things Councillors do want to fund we get a strong picture of the fucked situation we have in Townsville. They are more than happy to throw millions of dollars at a private company to run the community events that the company just used to turn up to as booth-holders, they are happy to pour fish into our water supply then spend a motza building the infrastructure for people to further pollute the dam while catching them, remember the almost half mill to bring fucking teacups from England, they are even happy to spend bundles of ratepayer money scarring the slopes of every hill around town so a few walkers and lycra loonies can get a better selfy spot. They pour a huge amount into pet projects like the Townsville Fire which is if you remember a private company and the greatest waste of all with TEL. What we don’t care about is groups actually working to benefit the community, victims of domestic violence, or the people of Townsville. As a local government we are financially and morally bankrupt.

  5. Prince Rollmop says:

    I reckon you are right Magpie. Twonames knows it’s all over for himself. Litigation would be simply too expensive, and returning as Mayor is a waste of time as he would be unsupported on all counts. All he can hope for, and will likely receive, is a payout and told to piss off and never come back. Then, our pustule in waiting, can spend his days sniping at TCC on his Facebook page. More time for tinfoil activities and attending cooker conventions with his MyPlace comrades.

  6. Terry from the north says:

    So the Mayor achieved much in his short period of time in charge of the ex- Hill brigade – canceled Xmas celebrations, signed off on a CEO package worth over $800k per annum, voted to introduce Strand paid parking, plus he caused divisions within council. Yeah, a real plonker. And once he takes his payout that he is angling for, he can spend his days criticising council, the state government and anybody else that doesn’t conform to his demented and deluded way of thinking. One thing is for certain, we haven’t heard the last of this lying and psychopathic asswipe.

    • Ben Rumson says:

      Terry,
      Do you think that, once he has received his pay out, he will remain in Townsville?
      He is a serial business failure, and who would do business with him?
      Who would employ him, especially if there was to be interaction with the public?
      IMO he is only fit to sort rubbish at the recycling plant or emigrate to a small SE Asian country and stay there.

      • Terry from the north says:

        He has nowhere else to go. Mummy lives in Townsville and he has many contacts in Townsville. A parasite like Troy will take his payout, live off it until he is 60 and then grab his super which will tie him over to 67. Meanwhile he stays local, digs up dirt on TCC and continues with his full time job of being a ‘sniper from the sidelines’. Endlessly picking at council, local government, pretty much anyone who doesn’t wear a tinfoil hat or subscribe to his bullshit.

    • Guy says:

      To my knowledge troy thompson didn’t sign off on the parking meters, this was in the annual budget and he wasn’t there for that. As he was and still is – mayor . I contacted him at the time about the meters and he signed an online petition against them. It was the councillors that voted for the meters , presumably they all voted off on the wedgewood debacle in the same way they sighed off on the 10% rate rise.

      To reiterate, the finances of the council were blown up between 2008 – 2011 ( it was why I even got involved with this circus), the overspending led to “water tax” to try and fill the gaps. For the next number of years we had more of the same spending, the “pipeline” , landsdowne, and God knows what. I’ve always warned anyone that would listen to watch out for the managers. Upper Managers are normally political positions in government positions, its who you know its why the entire government from top to bottom is broken, it doesn’t matter what stripe of elected official gets in the debt gets higher.

      At this point ALL council funding for ALL groups, associations, anything has to be pulled – its harsh but its the only way. Fire the managers, pay off the debt, no more money for blue sky projects. Projects with overruns with no feasible end have to be pulled. The wages of councillors and all employees has to be reviewed.

      • The Magpie says:

        The Strand parking meter plan was pure Jenny Hill …. given the timelines of planning, drawing up a contract, ordering the actual meters and them actually arriving into storage does not fit a time frame that lays this at Thompson’s doorstep. And that it was The Mullet’s plan explains why Foodtrucks Greaney, always planning to be Jenny-Lite, was all gung ho for them until she realised she was getting her arse kicked by community outrage.

        And this weak-kneed mob would only agree with an amendment that said the meters would not go forward ‘for the time being’.

  7. Achilles says:

    A question Pie, if, as, or and when this blight of TVS sorts out all of this conundrum, he submits articles to the nest will you publish them or antagonise him by ignoring them?

    • The Magpie says:

      Haven’t a clue what you’re talking about.

    • Ben Rumson says:

      If or when this blight is sorted out there is an opportunity for the Townsville Choral Society.
      A razor sharp musical plumbing the depths of human ambition and callous disregard, the tension, the unbridled self-interest, the self delusion now personal history, I could go on for ever, but no.
      Stand aside Sweeny Todd, the Demond Barber of Fleet Street: for:
      Troy Thompson, the Deluded Mayor of Walker Street.

      Oh, who would be the Mrs. Lovett character, Food Trucks??

      Now, there is a really top bloke who, with all the other cast impressed the Sox off us in the musical Come From Away.

      Perhaps it is time this respected thespian to play the part of a despicable arsehole. No pressure Brett.

  8. Custard arse says:

    Nice blog Magpie. Interesting state of politics with potato head gone, Bandt the arse bandit gone, and Canavan going after Littleproud’s job. Turncoat Price proved to be the untrustworthy loser that we knew she was, winning her seat on a Nationals ticket then jumping ship and throwing her hat in the ring for deputy opposition leader.

  9. Percy says:

    Attention Mike Douglas, paging Mr Mike Douglas. Mike, why are you ghosting us, where have you gone??

  10. C. Howett Fields says:

    Re the Mayor’s Christmas Appeal (the word Tree seems to have been chopped down in the past year or three), it’s interesting timing that all of this is blowing up now, given the unpopularity of our suspended and Acting mayors. The cynic in me would otherwise wonder if the prospect of its never-really-intended demise wasn’t being dangled in front of us great unwashed, creating a surge of indignant attention after a listless few years and ensuring a 50% increase in giving on any previous year.

    Comparisons that have been made with various other council expenditures do highlight: $90k isn’t a lot these days, and split amongst however many people or groups that it’s split amongst, that doesn’t leave very much per recipient.

    I’ve always seen the whole MC(T)A exercise as a way for the mayor of the day to get a bit of arguably unfair positive inter-election publicity. It’s a nice idea, but maybe it is time to hang this one up. How many other Mayors / councils around the country do this specific kind of thing? Besides, it doesn’t necessarily follow that ending the Appeal would mean a loss of all $90,000 charitable dollars. There are quite a few other Christmas appeals in town. Maybe if some of them joined forces and cut down on admin costs – and that goes for food, children, animal, DV, etc, etc charities all around the country that overlap (and don’t even get me started on give-a-fish v teach-to-catch-a-fish) – there might even be a net $ gain, and not incidentally a decline in Appeal Fatigue.

    • The Magpie says:

      Can someone bring The ‘Pie up to speed, he seems to have something …. did he not hear in the council meeting that the event cost approx $80k stage, and there was there fore just $12k+ change to distribute?

      • Tropical Cyclone says:

        Funny how you once said things were above my pay grade—and apparently too complex for me to grasp—I work with councils up and down the eastern seaboard. And honestly, Townsville City Council stands out as the laziest when it comes to chasing state and federal government funding. It’s like everything ends up in the “too hard” basket.The bin chickens is from a recycling is a grant “it is a waste of money” There is lots of money out there for events it just needs effort and determination. Then there is the private sector.

        • The Magpie says:

          That doesn’t make any sense … not a single word.

        • Percy says:

          Ha ha ha Tropical Shitclone, you really are a deluded idiot. If it was that easy to just grab money from other government sources, don’t you think they would already be doing it? You speaketh bullcrap mate.

          • Tropical Cyclone says:

            f I work with other councils and they’re able to secure funding for projects, but when I approach Townsville they’re unaware of such opportunities, it suggests a disconnect between how you believe the council operates and how it actually functions.

  11. Percy says:

    Twonames has posted another slick posting on Facebook scaremongering over proposed rates increases and he also verbally supports council being put into administration. The narcissist is back with a vengeance. He is desperate to have TCC put into administration before the new financial year and obviously he feels he is running out of time, so expect more of his daily or weekly rantings.

    My question to some of the financial guru’s out there is this; can TCC’s finances be brought under control or back in order without TCC being placed into administration? That would be a more palatable solution rather than sacking half the people. Anything to stave off Twonames attacks.

    • The Magpie says:

      The utter, sheer bile and spite of Troy Thompson is laid bare in his posting like the one you describe. He can only have one motive – revenge for being found out – because surely he can’t benefit from administrators being called in …. and it would mean the end to his greasy financial armchair ride. He might think the govt moving on the council might make him look like a white knight (after the fact), but if he is deluded enough to think he has any chance of being re-elected in a new mayoral poll, it’s time for him to be retired to the Secure Facility For The Perpetually Sulky.

      • Prince Rollmop says:

        Well said Pie. Surely the deluded numbskull doesn’t think he can just waltz back into the Mayors role after TCC has been put into administration and then new elections are held? Surely he isn’t that conceited or dumb? Then again, in his deluded world that is probably exactly what he is thinking. It’s definitely going to be an interesting 6 months with TCC’s budget for the next 12 months to be handed down, the threat of administration remaining over TCC’s head, and the final outcome of Thompson’s investigations to be handed down.

    • Peter says:

      TCC has stated they are not insolvent, the Qld auditor has signed off to date, issues around directors at northern Railyards were raised, and the $300k debt erased on NQ Spark books. $381M in debt, $100M QTC overdraft, $100M QTC loan for Haughton pipeline, and a pending $100M+ QTC loan for Lansdown.

      There is TEL who have advocated for $1B at state parliament for projects coming up, in most cases TCC has to put down some funds. The big issue and the suspended mayors argument is the 40 year backlog of work, this is estimated to be close to $2B, but unfunded, so does not show on the council books. The deteriorating assets, and jobs not completed may be the downfall of council, and bring on investigations.

      Thompson is well aware he will lose his ratepayer funded ride, as he should. State government needs to move quickly to silence him, pay him out with strict disclosure clauses.

      • The Magpie says:

        Thank you, Troy, your advocacy is is equal to if not superior to Claudia Ms B-S Brumme Smith.

      • ScoobyDoo Troy Where Are You says:

        hello peter, I mean blackboard, oh sorry troy is it
        again referring to yourself in third person does not hide the fact this is you, helllooooo

        • The Magpie says:

          Remember what The Magpie says, referring to yourself in the third person sholws deep emotional weakness. And The Magpie is rarely wromg.

          Heh heh heh.

  12. The Magpie says:

    Here’s a story that demonstrates all the wrong headed thinking on this reheated issue.

    The story contains this pointless, silly poll.

    So what’s the problem?

    Just that the whole thrust of the argument for international flights from Townsville – the operative word here is ‘from’ – is aimed at people leaving the city for overseas holidays. It is an argument that is a triumph of hope over experience, just ask Jetstar and its Bali misadventure. And with Cairns just up the road, it’s a big ask of the airlines.

    But there is nary a serious word about what it could do for the Townsville economy, which is probably for the best, as the resounding answer is sweet fuck all. The idea of people actually flying here for a holiday against all other possible destinations is absurd, and would only handy for events like AFCM.

    Naturally, and without criticism, (the airport is a business and basically owes the city nothing) the airport is keen on the idea is because it would (possibly) be good for the airport’s bottom line but no one else’s the increased traffic would never be sufficient to demand more jobs on the tarmac or in the terminal. All the illustrations on this an similar stories are of overseas locations, and nothing substantive about attracting visitors here. Having international flights out to holiday destinations – business destinations would only coincidental and a secondary issue – does absolutely nothing to make Townsville overcome its base reputation in attracting southern migrants. Or help its ailing small business sector.

    And here an insulting little cherry on top. It seems the Bulletin has either decided to elevate the self-promoting waste of oxygen Claudia Brumme-Smith, or they have as usual just printed her own self-assessment.

    Empty words from an empty-headed political wannabee.

    • Prince Rollmop says:

      Claudia is a fucking goose. Townsville is NOT a tourist destination nationally, let alone internationally. Someone please replace this imbecile with a competent head of TEL.
      Pie, the airport makes its primary dollar from landing fees and Carparking fees. Even with one or two international flights per week it would mean very little to their bottom line. Gill the dill knows this.

      • Jatzcrackers says:

        100% correct Prince. The aircraft fleet used for short international hauls will generally be the same size as domestic routes ie 737-200/300/400. landing fees will be maybe a few flights a week and same size fee based on fleet hull size.
        Ms BS doesn’t have a fucking clue and wouldn’t even know that the airline bean counters monitor fuel, pilot availability/capability etc on almost a hourly basis in order to exist in a highly competitive industry.

    • Achilles says:

      Stupid is as stupid does, when they give only 3 options there should always be a blank box for other options, then it becomes a valuable survey to assist with future planning based on customers needs, not guesswork.

      • Big Mac says:

        Townsville Bulletin polls can never in any way be valuable surveys because they don’t provide any of the weighting information that real pollsters collect.

    • J jones says:

      All-round North Queensland ambassador – wtf?
      Self/appointed?
      Ambassador for what?
      What has she actually achieved from all these talks etc she has? Who monitors it? Where is the accountability?

  13. The Magpie says:

    Too good not to share. Leak in The Australian (and when the Oz starts sticking the boot into the Libs, you know it’s rocky times ahead.

    • Achilles says:

      Truly a real blood-bath. Now, how do we get delusional Troy into that tub? he’d feel right at home,

  14. Achilles says:

    On the ABC news, making a big deal about a school (Toukley NSW) teaching the local Aboriginal dialect to pre-schoolers.

    How about teaching children to read, write and do sums? the selective “cultural stuff” can wait, along with drama, Yoga, religion, et al.

    As in the line “Can your teacher teach, can your preacher preach”?

    • Ducks Nuts says:

      Listening comprehension obviously one of your strong points. Maybe they didn’t teach it at your school.
      75% of the students at Toukley preschool are aboriginal. Most preschools don’t focus on reading, writing and arithmetic. It’s more about painting, drawing and craft, however there’s some basic writing.

  15. Maggie May says:

    Anyone ever read personal reviews of people who have had dealings with the CCC and the Qld Ombudsman?
    It seems these they are about as effective as complaining to the Law Society about an unethical solicitor.
    Or a complaint to the REIQ about an unethical real estate agent.

  16. Blue Bells says:

    He might be penned two names or two watches, but his is still only a half-wit. Wonder what his new name will be next week but certain it won’t be Mayor.

    His grand illusions of ever running this town again are hilarious, likewise his aspirations of suing everyone for defamation and changing how the council conducts business. Solar panels have more power.

    The State Govt. will make a court case last as long as they have to, until the next election is due at least and, in the meantime, change the legislation so this doesn’t happen again. Unless of course they either bankrupt him or send him to jail.

    In the end he will be remembered as a part of Townsville’s dark history, not dissimilar to the current juvenile crime scourge.

  17. Hawkeye says:

    Spotted out and about:
    Two Names Thompson in the front row at the 10 Tenors concert at the civic Theatre and the TEL Woolfe and others dining at the eye-wateringly expensive Marmor Restaurant at Ardo . Hope ratepayers weren’t footing the bill.

  18. Toy Thompstain says:

    Another day and another anti-TCC post by Twonames. This time taking aim at Paul Jacob. Naturally the desperate Twonames is calling for administration. His window of opportunity is closing and he is desperate to have TCC shutdown before the 2025/26 budget is approved. Shit stirring gutless grub.

  19. The Magpie says:

    Hot on the heels of The Magpie’s Sunday exclusive that the Australian Festival of Chamber Music may be subject to a poaching bid from Cairns, comes this letter to the Editor in. today’s Astonisher.


    After a quick beak around, The ‘Pie dug up the document in question …

    https://www.cairns.qld.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0015/340602/J3200-Cultural-and-CreativeActivities-CairnsRegion-FINAL.pdf

    … and writer Nita Vasilescu makes a very good point … why hasn’t Townsville Council commissioned a similar report? OK unthinkable under the steely bogan priorities of Jenny Hill, but now is a time for the importance of previously neglected and downgraded sectors of the city’s economy to be properly evaluated.

    Perhaps councillor for the luvvies, Liam Mooney, might consider putting forward such a proposal?

    • Jeanie says:

      This report is indeed valuable and insightful. It was discussed publicly years ago at an AFCM in-conversation event on the Creative Economy—an event that the now Acting Mayor participated in—so Council is well aware of its existence. The repeated silencing of those who actually understand the cultural and economic realities of this region—people with lived experience, professional insight, and long-term commitment—is a pattern that undermines both progress and trust. It’s a shame the locals in power don’t listen to locals with intelligence.

  20. The Magpie says:

    Just as The ‘Pie was about to again sincerely congratulate Astonisher editor Jill Poulson on her apparent ban on atrociously punning headlines, yesterday, we got this ‘geddit, geddit?’ clunker.

    A sad lapse, Jill … and as Sir Humphrey would say ‘ … and you were doing SO well, dear lady’.

    But the story itself – about a sensible move now backed by modern water purification technology – raised some interesting background matters, and the spectre that some political aspirations are alive and well. Because this letter appeared on the very same day as the story that had Foodtrucks Greaney trying to grab some hypocritical limelight.

    Indeed, it was Molachino who championed this fishos campaign from day dot, even when it faced indifference from Mayor Mullet. But his letter seems to suggest he is closely observing the machinations in Walker St.

    Molachino is no doubt awaiting the outcome when the conman is inevitably sent packing, and an administrator is deemed unnecessary, effectively leaving us without an elected mayor. Therefore, will there be a mayoral by-election?

    Frothy looks ready to make another dive into the Walker Street mud wrestle and Foodtrucks must be soiling her dainties at the very thought … it’s a fair bet he’d trounce her in any city-wide poll – not that would necessarily leave the city any better off.

    seems the Astonisher is awake to Frothy’s ambitions and don’t necessarily oppose them … it’s a general giveaway of approval when politicians get their pic in the Letters to the Ed column.

    • Prince Rollmop says:

      Yes Mal, Frothy trying to keep himself relevant and in people’s minds, just in case Twonames is officially no more. And the masthead is doing its bit to support Frothy in his quest, plus stick the knife into Twonames. An interesting game being played amongst various combatants. Will Harpic, Cupcake and Messagebank start quoting freely in the local rags??

      • The Magpie says:

        The acid test will come when the Astonisher has to reveal how it feels about Foodtrucks. Been a bit ambiguous so far, but then, to early make a judgement.

        And of the three you mention, only Messagebank is considering trying to get back on the local tit … he would be a disaster (again) if he was even elected a councillor.

        But hey, this is Townsville!!

    • Mad Jack says:

      I am a most successful fisherman. I specialise fishing only at Ingham Road Seafood.

      I am told by fishermen who actually own a rod and reel that freshwater barramundie that do not spend any time in salt water have an inferior flavour to their salt water cousins.

      Is this true or not? Are the RR Dam barra there for eating, or just tormenting? Don’t misunderstand, I am a member of PETA, People Eating Tasty Animals. I have never understood the ethics of catch and release. If you catch the fish, bloodywell eat it.

      Post Script:
      When can we put little sailing boats on the dam?

      • The Magpie says:

        That’s one of the next two stages, under the recreational om-water usage that is proposed. The ‘Pie understands that the Great Northern Brewing Company is seeking a licensed vessel for sex cruises on the dam, as a subliminal reminder that their product is fucking close to water.

      • Lab Rat says:

        As someone who used to catch Barras in Lake Tinaroo, the flavour of the fresh water Barras is fine. My indigenous fishing mate used to soak the fillets in milk, was adamant that was the way to go about it.

      • AFR says:

        The Barra in Ross Dam should not be eaten due to the ongoing high levels of algae. That makes them poisonous. A fact that was somehow not included in the TCC media release. I believe there is supposed to be a sign at the dam telling fishos not to eat them.

    • Guy says:

      Mark Molochino got this project off the ground (despite the council).

      I’ve had contact with Mark over access to the dam wall – which council rangers tried shutting down years ago. The steps to the new fishing spot were originally smashed up and no one was allowed to see the moon rise over the mountains and lake anymore.

      Anyone daring to use the removed access was threatened by council rangers. They were spinning some tale that the access point was a spot where junkies / drug users would gravitate – a complete lie. The last 2km of the wall was shut. Thanks to Mark the steps and the last 2km were reopened.

      The problem is it should have never happened in the first place. The council is schizophrenic in its philosphy regarding public access, opening one place , closing another for no other reason than spiteful laziness.

      To Mark’s credit he got the place returned back to the public. Unless the council management is FIRED we will still be facing the same entrenched poisonous bunker attitude for many years. ( have i told you my plan to bulldoze that bunker in the city? Its not a healthy place for humans to work. )

      Councillors come and go and long after a councillor leaves office the debt and mismanagement being created by the management grows.

  21. The gas man says:

    Here is a scoop:
    So, only a week after the federal election, Twiggy Forrest is shutting down his Fortescue hydrogen facility in Gladstone, all staff to be made redundant. It’s not in the media yet. This comes after the QLD state government pulled the pin on funding the Stanwell hydrogen plant destined for Gladstone.

    Blackout Bowens fantasy of Net Zero 2050 and mega use of hydrogen is gradually being kyboshed. FFS, just let us use our endless supply of cheaper coal and gas, and be done with this Net Zero bullshit.

  22. Contributor says:

    Delusional Phil Thompson puts up his hand today for Deputy Leader of the benighted Libs, and gets trounced.

    • The Magpie says:

      Not sure it ‘delusional’. Wasn’t he enjoy the biggest electoral return of any politician of any party? Worth putting up the hand to show willinmg … that will go into the ghoodwill bank down the track, when the Libs find an electable leader.

      • Big Mac says:

        He got a good result from a strong personal vote but that doesn’t translate to his being able to rebuild the party at a national level.

        His heart might be in the right place but he’s a bit of a lightweight and heavily reliant on his excellent staff. Not that the Liberals are flush with talent right now.

        Plus his geographic location weighs against him strongly.

        • The Magpie says:

          As The ‘Pie said, it was an exercise in showing willing … there is nmo way Phil is silly enough to b elieve anything would come of the move, except brownie points for the future.

      • Ducks Nuts says:

        Looking like a long track

    • OED says:

      Well it’s not like he has anything to do with his time except for getting involved in state and local government matters.

      • Rotten Luck Willie says:

        I am happy for Phill Thompson to get involved in Local and State matters. It compensates for the inaction of Local and State members.

    • ABS says:

      Cunning of snake in the grass Jacinta Price to withdraw without a vote. Why risk getting a bad result on record. When the right faction rolls Sussssssan Ley in a few months she can put herself forward again for a sure thing.

  23. C. Howett Fields says:

    Actually, E-Mac might have been on to something. Start watching from 2:38

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD0MUy1VN3w

    • The Magpie says:

      Bet a few of the cardinals are hoping for another female imposter so as to get a – as Derek and Clyde said of Mrs Thatcher – a tasteful glimpse of vag.

  24. Jatzcrackers says:

    That barra in the media release looks decidedly ‘fibreglass’ !

  25. Andrew Wrigley says:

    Interesting that the council has not approved or budgeted for stages 2 & 3 of the recreational fish and activities. Travis Richard’s from TCC water has the councillors scared with his verbal diarrhoea. If every other council can do it, so can we, perhaps snip the funds from the over paid trility people treating our water, what a shit show!

    • Guy says:

      Beijing Enterprises Water Group Limited finalises the acquisition of TRILITY Group
      24 Apr, 2018
      Beijing Enterprises Water Group Limited (hereinafter referred to as “BEWG”), are pleased to announce it has completed the acquisition of the TRILITY Group. BEWG now have 100 percent ownership of the Australian Group who were founded in 1991 and are an established industry leader, solely dedicated to the delivery of long term water, wastewater, reuse and bio-solids solutions across Australia and New Zealand.

      • The Magpie says:

        The ‘Pie will say it once, and it shouldn’t bear repeating or repudiating.

        ANYTHING to do with water in Australia should be in government hands. There may be arguments for power companies, gas and even transport (i.e toll roads where merited) but water should never be a source of profit or possible leverage for a foreign country.

        Which leads one to ask you, Guy, would you have posted what you clearly infer is something we should be concerned about if it had been a British, European or American company now owning Trilogy? Scaremongering about the Yellow Peril always encourages us to look in the wrong direction.

        • Kenny Kennett says:

          I think that given the roller coaster relationship and threat that China poses, there is every reason to question why such an important resource is now in their management. There is no other country apart from possibly Russia and North Korea, that are as bigger threat.

    • Ducks Nuts says:

      If Travis is telling people to stay away from our drinking water with their fishing boats and recreational activities then I’d listen to him. He has a bit more experience than the knuckleheads we elected as councillors. And certainly a lot more knowledge and experience than fishos and jetskiers.

      • AFR says:

        Ducks Nuts is correct – but it is not just Travis saying it. The Australian Drinking Water Guidelines, which TCC claims to conform to, says you should protect your catchment as much as possible so that you have multiple barriers. Trading off catchment protection in favour of more treatment goes against the core principles of the ADWG. This is where Frothy got it wrong – just because you can (courtesy of the Mullet and her lapdog CEO) does not mean you should. The staff who were fighting against recreation were doing exactly what they should do and do not deserve to be put down by an ex-Councillor (or by Guy) who know nothing about water treatment. As for comparisons to other dams, a WA Parliamentary Enquiry into recreation on drinking water dams did a visit to Qld and in regard to polluted catchments concluded “Qld is the extreme and is by no means the model that the rest of Australia, or indeed the rest of the world, would want to follow.” The politicians on the enquiry concluded that WA should continue to totally protect drinking water dams and not give in to the pressure of allowing recreation on them. Magpie made a comment about water systems should not be operated by foreign owned companies – it is even more important that water systems are not under the control of self serving Mayors and Councillors!

        • The Magpie says:

          That gets The ‘Pie’s Comment of the Week award.

        • Guy says:

          Cast your eyes to Peter Faust Dam that I used to run, watercraft and fishermen use that body of water AND the same water is used by Proserpine. No problems. There’s some sort of malicious entity obviously still in council that’s hell bent on locking the public out of the dam.

  26. The Magpie says:

    (SIGH) And so it starts ….

    We can expect a tsunami of punny headlines … undoubtedly some smutty … with unfunny word play on the name of the new Libs leader, Sussan Ley.
    Predictably, it was News Ltd’s Courier Mail that was first to give us a portent of what’s ahead.

    This attempt at cleverness is a double blow … because it is exactly the sort of thing that will in itself engender more extended and mostly smutty jokes online. Even Nester’s will be tempted , no doubt with Achilles leading the local pack.
    Things like: “Translation of Ley down misere – you’ll be miserable if Sussan is your Ley.’

    Or to paraphrase Jim Carrey in Liar Liar: “Sussan Ley? I’ve had better.’

  27. The Magpie says:

    Why isn’t this on the front page ? Is the Bulletin trying to bury a child trafficking story about ‘bought’ black children?

  28. Achilles says:

    Ssussan Ley’s deputy Ted O’Brien, is a dead ringer for Kamala Harris’ VP Tim Waltz!

  29. Jatzcrackers says:

    Pie, I think your assessment of Phil Thompson putting his hand up for possible leadership is spot on.
    Phil is seasoned ADF and all three forces are always looking for individuals to put their hand up for future leadership. They’re recognised as such and considered strongly for future roles.
    Phil know this and clearly applies the same mantra to his current position in Government. Good on him for doing so, Australia definitely needs good quality leadership now and in the future.

    • The Magpie says:

      Indeed, Jatz, but the current systemic mode of government in Australia wstill requires what might be called ‘selective cowardice’
      , or self=preserving expediency. And unfortunately, given out rapacious corporate sectors and bolshie, often criminal unions, et al, even the straight shooter that Thompson seems to be will be subject to the severe buffeting all political leaders have to live with. And that requires a certain amount of learned deceit, which The ‘Pie for one, believes puts Phil Thompson at a disadvantage.

      • Prince Rollmop says:

        Phil has definite leadership ability and he certainly has the drive. However, and as has been mentioned previously, he is Townsville centric and not deep inside the Can’tberra bubble. It’s a real shame, but true.

      • Alacan says:

        Some may say complicit deceit and to that by association he is learning , only my opinion that is

  30. The gas man says:

    Here you go Magpie-

    https://reneweconomy.com.au/fortescue-cuts-green-hydrogen-jobs-as-it-pivots-back-to-rd-rather-than-manufacturing/amp/

    It was nice to see the Magpie’s Nest get the scoop yesterday before it was announced to the media. Do I get that ✅ now?

    • The Magpie says:

      Indeed you do, as does The Magpie gets one for asking.

    • Bob Roberts says:

      Doesn’t say that all staff are redundant, but pretty close.

    • Percy says:

      Hydrogen is expensive to produce. Europe have been trying to offload hydrogen production for years. It’s not a cost effective renewable energy, and solar and wind are only a partially viable option. And the cost to build infrastructure that feeds back into the power stations is extremely high. The rentable fantasy is going to send us broke. It’s already having a negative impact before things ramp up. Political incompetence at its worst.

      • Achilles says:

        The rental situation all began during Scomo’s reign when Covid hit us. The then Gov stopped all immigration, but the Immigration dept (Minister Dutton I believe ’twas) continued processing migrant applications for the next couple of years.

        Then began Albo’s reign, declared Covid was dead and opened the [flood] gates and 3 years worth of newbe’s all came in over about 3-4 months period.

        Incompetence all round, must piss off both parties, coz neither can blame the other. So neither ever mentions that they are mutually guilty of GROSS incompetence!.

        • Guy says:

          The whole purpose of immigration for Australia for the foreseeable future is how Labor party will win elections. I watched a lecture by someone called Matt Burrie , he says studies show foreign born immigrants vote in a 60 / 40 way in favour of Labor, not liberal ( anything else). Logically what you’d do is pump thousands of new migrants into marginal seats and watch as every electoral cycle wins the Labor party more and more elections, that’s how democracy works.

          • Achilles says:

            Yep that’s how these bastards corrupt our system, take a look at the UK. where entire towns and some small cities are totally occupied by immigrants. It used to be a joke back in the 1960-70’s that they’re sending missionaries into Birmingham; not so bloody funny now.

            If you ever get a glimpse of the UK House of Commons (on the news sometimes) there is a significant and ever growing number of reps of non European ancestry.

            Of course you can’t comment on it, its the elephant in the room; coz you’ll be “tarred” with the non word; racist!

          • Bob Roberts says:

            Pretty fucking stupid of the Coalition to import all those Labor voting immigrants then!

            Or maybe the Coalition would have gotten more votes from immigrants if the likes of P. Dutton didn’t demonize them every chance he got.

            E.g. Chinese immigrants are natural Liberal voters if they don’t get treated like they’re all potential spies by politicians chasing the redneck vote.

        • Ducks Nuts says:

          The rental situation began long before Scomo and I despise Scomo and would be happy to blame him for this. It began when the government decided public housing should no longer be the government’s burden and pushed it into the hands of private sector investors.

      • old tradesman says:

        Funny how TEL is promoting Hydrogen production here.

        • Prince Rollmop says:

          Well, what would TELL know. Gill is ex aviation and Claudia Bullshit is a media spokesman/wordsmith. Neither would know the difference between hydrogen and a dogs asshole.

          The hydrogen dream has tanked.

          • The Magpie says:

            Anyone hear how Mulletdown … sorry, Lansdown is going?

          • Achilles says:

            I’m always confused by the continual comments that getting Hydrogen from water is very expensive to achieve.

            I can clearly remember at school along time ago in our science class using electrolysis to separate water into its 2 elements and igniting the two gases in a controlled Bunsen burner and later into very a spectacular smokeless fire.

            Over the years I have heard of many patents to run cars on water using electrolysis being bought up by the oil companies. Probably a necessary move as the global economy seems to run on oil.

            Pity if its true!

          • The Magpie says:

            Only read to first three words, all the rest would be superfluous.

          • Rotten Luck Willie says:

            Feed the dog PAL and they will know the difference ????

  31. Maggie Moggie says:

    There have been a lot of enquiries as to the whereabouts of of Mike Douglas? But where is Jenny Kennett and Jenny gone? – has TCC delegated them to their relevant pigeon holes? The silence is deafening…

    Might have something to do with a media release

    Update on Nelly Bay Dredging
    At the session, we heard many concerns about the condition of Kelly Street and surrounding roads following record rainfall earlier this year. With funding now secured for bridge and road repairs, Council has decided to defer dredging to prioritise completion of these vital infrastructure works.
    We now anticipate dredging will begin in early 2026, weather permitting. Council remains committed to our current project plan. We will, of course, use the additional time available to make any further improvements we can, particularly around plans for the management and ultimate reuse of dredged material.

    Might also have some to do with a solicitor’s letter TCC received prior to the imminent start of the dredging project?

    • The Magpie says:

      What was the letter about? Presumably Cameron Turnbull, author?

      And thre’s something the Astonisher should follow up, unless it’s too timid …We will, of course, use the additional time available to make any further improvements we can, particularly around plans for the management and ultimate reuse of dredged material.

    • The Magpie says:

      Can’t find that update on the TCC site. Got a link please, Maggie M?

      • Maggie Moggie says:

        It was not a media release this was a stakeholder update – those who went to the ‘community consultation’ meeting were given the option to have updates emailed to them.
        Also in the update is a link to newsletter of council projects on the island that you can sign up to recieve monthly(?). So TCC have finally realised they have to communicate with residents on the island – maybe they should do one over in town.
        Not sure who penned the solicitors letter or the contents but know the residents who sought legal advice – resulting in a letter to council.
        https://www.magneticcommunitynews.com/post/nelly-bay-dredging-update

        • The Magpie says:

          Thanks.

          What was the thrust of the legal letter, do you know?

          • Maggie Moggie says:

            Understand it to be a town planning issue, but also know people who contacted the Enviromental Defenders Office, although read yesterday Crisafulli is cutting funding to them effective 1st July.
            Know of at least 3 breach notices were filed regarding EPBC policy and several letters were sent to the Federal Enviroment minister, not sure what action Murray Watt will take after taking over the portfolio during the recent reshuffle.
            Anyway interesting times, haven’t given up hope that one day there will be a new QH health clinic there and other community facilities in Kelly Street rather than a dump site.

  32. Custard arse says:

    Landsdown is dead and buried without Council funds, and council has no money except for spending on executive salaries and away trips for Councillors and management. TCC is a joke. White night Joe McCabe is not capable of leading council out of this Hill financial blackout hole.

  33. Critical says:

    TCC is still spending ratepayers money out at Lansdown according to their website but appears the sweet FA is happening otherwise.

    Does anyone know who was awarded the tender for the construction of the 16 kms of pipeline to supply raw water to Lansdown and if pipeline construction has commenced

    https://www.townsville.qld.gov.au/lansdown/tenders

  34. Blue Bells says:

    Head knocks has started a petition to dismiss the Townsville City Council. Must be getting desperate to stay relevant.

  35. Jenny - she / her says:

    Two names has put out 3 petitions, all calling for Dismissal of Townsville City Council

    QLD Government e-petition
    Paper version
    Change.org

    This is blowing up on social media!

    https://chng.it/kkch2b5Wrx

    • The Magpie says:

      Truly pathetic. One of the comments is spot on.

      And it is NOT ‘blowing up’ on social media in any sense of popular support or outrage … is more appalled at the mental deterioration behind nit, the last desperate throw of the dice and Thompson is quite happy to further dp real damage – investment, jobs and visitations – to Townsville.

      he doesn’t love thisd town, he loves himself … and even that is unravelling,

      • Headmistress says:

        Will ever see a denouement to this grubby chapter or will he just get paid a large sum to slither away unnoticed? We all deserve a dramatic and just end to this. I look forward to reading about the “disgraced former Mayor” because that is how he should be remembered.

  36. Toy Thompstain says:

    Below is the opening title and first paragraph of Twonames latest Facebook post this evening. The sick and demented fuck has resorted to yet another desperate tactic in his journey to get Council punted. Will it ever end?

    DISMISS TOWNSVILLE CITY COUNCIL PETITION

    Today, I have formally lodged a petition entitled “Dismiss Townsville City Council” on Change.Org, I also registered an e-petition this morning with the Clerk of Parliament, and initiated a paper petition currently being circulated.

  37. Percy says:

    Where’s Mike Douglas? Where’s Elusive Butterfly? Where is ‘the barely civil engineer’? Why are our big hitters ghosting us?

  38. Not Jenny says:

    Who knows? He might be gearing up for a tilt at mayor….

    • I’ll be plucked says:

      Nah Not Jenny, Private Cupcake Stewart, ex-member for Townsville is gearing up for a crack at Townsville Mayor when the opportunity arises.

      • The Magpie says:

        And Messagebank has definitely made some noises in that direction since he was booted.

        The ‘Pie undertands Stewart is busy sorting out some private matters at the moment, but might be ready for a shot given likely timelines. He, like Messagebank, would be a disaster as mayor, given the performances in public office to date..

        • Not Jenny says:

          So the contenders being mentioned for a by election:
          Clynton Hawks, Les Walker, Scott Stewart, Mark Molachino, Ann Maree Greaney, Troy Thompson, Harry Patel, Dan Ryder, Sam Cox, John Hathaway.
          Thompson may not go again, if he is found guilty.

          • The Magpie says:

            Christ, can we please deal with the here and now, rather than pointless expansion of passing mentions of if and maybes of ABSOLUTELY NO consequence at this stage.

            Really. FFS.

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-1902Days -16 -26 -53