Saturday, May 31st, 2014 |
We also look at a star-struck Mayor Mullet’s failed attempt at urbanisation … Hey, folks it’s only a game, but the Astonisher via the Courier Mail has suggested that one of the victorious NSW Blues players is a cross-dressing drag queen … And Barnaby Joyce gets Quote of the Week, and perhaps appropriately, it involved a… View full story »
Saturday, May 24th, 2014 |
Also, it’s been the week of the one liner … The Magpie reprises the best, and awards his occasional accolade, the Tuggers and Self-Touchers Arsehat Trophy, to a journo who looks like giving Simpo Templeton a run for his money … Resident ‘toonist Bentley imagines a federal political discourse, and lots of other silliness as usual… View full story »
Saturday, May 17th, 2014 |
But either way you cut it, it’s more bad news for the Astonisher. Also, Clive Palmer’s bid for the title of Captain Snooze …. Reporter Harry Potter has been laid to rest. The Magpie’s mate Tom Krause pens a fond memoir of his old friend, relating the mysterious tale of a missing contact lens that… View full story »
Saturday, May 10th, 2014 |
The ‘Pie reports on the other Harry Potter: Channel TEN’s legendary police reporter and former Magpie chum has died at 72. The ‘Pie remembers the man who was best known for what he meant, not necessarily what he said … On the local scene, Les Messagebank Walker comes on like an irresponsible fight promoter, and… View full story »
Saturday, May 3rd, 2014 |
And just how big was this monster cavity on the Bruce Highway near Bowen? The Astonisher gives you a multiple choice answer. All round, it’s been a holey week of sorts … sinkholes, potholes, budgetary black holes and assorted arseholes. In the latter category, Canberra’s One Term Tony continued his Pinocchio performance (only notice, in… View full story »
